Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Web 2.0 Marketing for Educational Institutions - What Should Happen Before
Friday, July 10, 2009
For Whom the Screen Plays
But guess what channel is always playing? TV3. Apparently Malay dramas come on between 6pm and 8pm, about the same time parents and patients start filling up the waiting area.
Now here's the thing: Almost none of the waiting parents are watching this drama. We'd much prefer to watch Discovery Channel or Asian Food Channel or something else.
Nobody likes to watch the Malay drama. And yet nothing but the Malay drama is on.
They obviously haven't asked the question of the year: For whom, in the name of every injection ever given, is the flat-screen for? The paying clients or the nurses holding the remote control?
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Baby Parking

What can I say? I'll have to take Melody out more often (grin).
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Free (again)
"One strategy for making an impression with customers, especially when rivals insist on nickel-and-diming them, is to give away something that other companies charge for - or wouldn't think of offering in the first place.
The investment can be small; the returns can be priceless. A little generosity can go a long way." (Taylor & LaBarre, Mavericks at Work)
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Domino's Pizza-Ploy
- Option A: 2 Large Pizzas, plus this-and-that ($64)
- Option B: 2 Large Pizzas ($50)
- Option C: 1 Large Pizza, 1 Regular Pizza($50)
Or were they exploiting behavioural economics? Did Domino's set it up to make it virtually impossible to refuse Option B, thus sealing the sale asap? Did they anticipate that clients would be swaying between Option A and B and so built in a no-brainer to push the customer to B and ensuring their (instant!) satisfaction in the selection?
When you think about it, the answer's pretty certain. Domino's is an international pizza chain. The chances of them offering bad Marketing options (in the form of Option C) are close to zilch. Instead they have:
- made a good and fast(!) sale ($50 for two flattened pieces of dough, tomato sauce, olives, cheese and some slices of salami and pepperoni is in a real sense a rip-off)
- made the customer believe he's paid for great value, and most importantly...
- made the customer believe he's a wise purchaser!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Every Person a Potential Guest
Sunday, December 7, 2008
The Kean Fatt Product

- the soup was tastier
- the meat slices were juicier
- the liver pieces were chunkier
- the gizzard was nastier (smile)
- the noodle portion didn't feel like a sushi-serving
That's it. A great Product.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008
(Re)Making the News

The audience is asked to give a YES/AGREE or NO/DISAGREE answer (via SMS) to a given question (e.g. "Will Dr. Mahathir's re-entry into UMNO be good for the Opposition?" and so on).
The rationale is clear: To keep viewers tuned in until the news end, so viewers won't be hooked to another channel for good. Judging from results, at least some viewers are responding.
- making the forthcoming programs dependent on the votes (a'la American Idol?) - maybe viewers can vote on the importance or quality of the news items presented? Perhaps viewers can state their preferences of news topics (e.g. typhoons, Obama, ISA, etc.)?
- offering prizes (a'la EPL's Man of the Match contest?) for, say, the most catchy response to the news items? Or for a remarkable newsworthy photo?
- providing an opportunity for viewers themselves to report on selected news items?
- offering a platform for viewer comments on the news items? Like a running multi-commentary at the side-bar?
Friday, September 19, 2008
Customer Levels and Leverage
They keep the revenue coming but they don't share ideas, they don't attend your dos', they hardly return your calls/emails, they hardly recommend you to their friends and they sure as hell don't upgrade.
You can live with this, but why should you?
Maybe we can think about treating customers they way Accenture treats its consultants i.e. reach a certain 'level' (e.g. Senior Manager) by a given time or you're out.
Dell/Microsoft has a pleasant way of doing this. Go with the latest Windows Vista or i. get a truly cheapskate system or ii. find another vendor. Citibank, too. Upgrade to the Silver or your annual fee waivers will stop (and who'd want to pay $70 a year to go into debt?).
Some churches as well. Develop into a cell-group leader within 2 years or else....
As with the Citibank case, that's the beauty about charging fees you really don't need to collect - they can always be used as leverage. And if you've got good leverage (and, hopefully, services your customers can't afford to do without), why, it helps.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Cash 4 Kind
The numbers certainly add up. An average post-fresh grad salary does come up to about $100-150 per day and MC entitlement is about a dozen days a year.
So a person who works all year-round rather than stay sick at home certainly 'saves' the company around $1,500. And the higher the person's salary, the better the trade-off for the company.
What's worth 'milking' is creative ways to think of cash-for-kind.
- What would a company be willing to pay its employees to reduce their official lunch-hours? (Might be relevant especially for factory workers, although from an ergonomical, humanitarian point of view I wouldn't recommend this)
- What should be charged to a person who takes up more than X amount of time in delivering his report at a meeting? Or for talking beyond the alloted time?
- What might the local town council be willing to give motorists who don't commit single traffic/parking offense in a year? (This is VERY different from the police giving discounts on summons...*eyes-rolling*)
- What might a division head be willing to reward an employee who receives the best peer reviews? (This goes beyond "Employee of the Year" awards and might apply to anything from Most Helpful Email, Kindest Remark, Most Innovative Idea, etc.)
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Roti Bola
The scenario is familiar: Close to 15 tables, about a dozen of which are occupied with only one patron who orders a single teh, or kopi, panas (if you don't know what these are, write me).
This is weekend football night at the mamak restaurant at my apartment.
We, the customers, are all there to watch the game. We're generally not hungry. All we want to do is sit and enjoy flat-screen English Premier League. Our one beverage order is a (really cheap) grunt of reciprocity.
It's not a pretty sight for the manager, who maybe comforts himself by saying well at least I still have customers. Of course he does. And yet I imagine it would make him more comfortable if he labelled, bannered and declared Football Night as special, giving an occasion to offer any of the following promotions:
- A special menu whose items are 20-30% cheaper than normal
- 'Set Dinner' or 'Set Supper', $5.55 for noodles/rice, roti and one beverage
- 10% off the (usually) pricey steak or chicken chops
- Special dish just for Football Night (maybe mini-footballs in the form of powdered meat-balls?)
- Buy-3-get-1-free
- New 'Roti Bola' (to complement Roti Pisang, Roti Bom, Roti Telur, Roti Sardin, Roti Planta?)
These would be *especially* for the weekends, say, between 9pm and midnight. If people ask, he can say it's special and he loves serving lots of good lower-priced food on soccer night.
And if people say it's nothing more than a gimmick, why, he should just wink right back.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Dinner at Morton's
I had the biggest steak of my life with an old friend. It was a Porterhouse steak. Loads of mashed potatoes by the side.
I didn't have a mobile at the time. My friend's phone rang and the conversation went a little like this: "Yeah...I'm at Morton's... what?... a plane what?... landed on the building?... what?... hit the towers?....ok I'll go back and watch the TV."
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Chrome in Comics

That's what Google has done to help users acclimatise to Chrome.
Amazing. Small, no big splash, but amazing nonetheless.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Google Simplicity

Harry McCracken's analysis concluded that the most widely used Google application is its Toolbar (you don't use it? where have you been?).
The thing about Google is: They tend to include whatever's really necessary. Which is why their famous 'start-page' is so (famously) bare. It just gives you what you need. If you want more, you ask/click for it.
In a world of infinite choices, its refreshing to see power-houses like Google stand out by accentuating simplicity and leveraging public opinion and word-of-mouth (remember how gmail spread? only if existing users chose to share their free accounts).
Still, they gotta clear of unforced errors like the lack of a toolbar!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Is There a Downside to This?

The car goes 200,000 km to a battery. Zero greenhouse-gas emissions. Available in 2009.
Any spare investment dough? Might be good to pour it into Detroit Electric and, alas, Proton.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Reinvention
Check out Coke's new coming-soon designs. Doesn't look anything like the traditional red.
That's re-invention i.e. doing something so new, daring and 'outrageous' the people gasp (and even curse at times).
We all gotta de-invent and re-invent ourselves every now and then.
Especially if you're a mamak restaurant facing competition from newly opened Chinese hawker stalls across the road.
Or if you're a super-store like TESCO (who tells customers, "Come in, take your time, enjoy the aisles, spend an hour shopping for groceries") facing competition from stealthy, nimble medium-sized stores, whose value-proposition is, "Come in, get your stuff, get out - in 10 minutes or less".
Or if you're a fading political party about two steps away from losing huge majorities (and especially if you've recently suffered a landslide defeat).
Or if you're a traditional church losing your youth members.
Because even God does it. He reinvented with Abraham (and aging nobody), with Moses (a member of the Egyptian household, i.e. the enemy), with David (a sherpherd boy), with Paul (a violent persecutor) and certainly with Jesus, the crazy Nazarene born in a manger.
Monday, August 25, 2008
A New Kind of Marketing
One of Godin's advice is: Stop making what you want to sell, and start making what people want to buy.
This requires, among other things(!), that:
- We need to be tuned in what people are talking about (which usually entails getting plugged in Web 2.0)
- We need to stop thinking 'masses' and start imagining 'special communities' interested in what we have to offer
- We need to get them help us make what they want (a.k.a. collaboration, customisation, etc.)
- We need to 'pop up' whenever they talk about a certain product or service (this usually means having something special enough for people to mention)
Selling to Folks Far Away
And I don't mean only if you're selling canned drinks or cars. I mean even - especially - if you're in the 'service industry' and you're small time at the moment.
Assume that reaching clients thousands of miles way was necessary for business survival in, say, two years' time, what would you do now? Assume everyone else was serving multiple continents, who would you talk to in a hurry?
Visiting the nearest, soonest, Web biz conference might be a start. But make you pick a good one (smile).
Sunday, August 24, 2008
The Package is the Product
Theologians deal with spiritual (and sometimes historical) truth. But they tend to miss out on one key truth: That there is no division between the (ecclesiological, theological, spiritual) product and its packaging.
Yes, the design of the book cover matters. No, never drone out a theory or sermon as if your listeners were bots. Yes, what participants do (and don't do) - even in a 'serious' conference - makes a difference. No, the academic content alone doesn't hack it. Yes, mood and timing and hunger affect an audience's receptiveness to even the most ground-breaking paper ever presented.
The product may be eternal. But packaging is incarnational.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
The Non-Use of Customer Information
Citibank knows more about my VISA spending than I do. One of the things they surely would've noticed (after a decade of producing my monthly report) is that each month I spend at least $300 on books (sometimes more).
And I've still been waiting.
For a free exclusive Citi-Borders bookclub membership (hmm, Citi-Borders - does have a ring to it, no?)
For an {X-amount} Konikuniya voucher
For a chance to make some money reviewing books for XYZ Publisher or newspaper
For a discount card to purchase even more books at a lower rate.
For announcements on upcoming book sales.
Or maybe a free book!
What are they waiting for? For me to switch to a local version of the Amazon.com Visa?